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PWR Presents: Slamhain IV - BRAWL OF THE WILD
September 16th at 4th Tap Brewing Co-op
[This Fall Wrestling party is FREE and all-ages. 21+ to drink. Content may not be suitable for kids].
We had a really great spot picked out for this next one - a magical grove, hushed and peaceful! With Autumn approaching, what could be better for a party than an Enchanted Forest?!
But our car broke down on the way there! Instead of the Enchanted Forest, we set up camp in the EnSLAMted Forest!
This forest is HAUNTED!
This forest is so haunted, you can't believe it. The trees have twisted, scowling faces. Giant cobwebs stretch for miles. Witches tempt kids into their mouldering cabins...to cook them!
NO, IT CANOPY!
Forget about the rain forest, this is the PAIN FOREST! There's disembodied spirits, skeletons a plenty, twisted, clawing branches...
AND A WRESTLING RING MADE OF ANCIENT OAK AND VINES!
That's the spot! That's where the wrestling happens!
Goblin suplexes...Baba Yagas doing backflips! Brownies and sprites bodyslamming eachother from tree to tree! It's crazy and illegal, as usual!
We're Goin' BOG WILD!
Exult with us in an Autumnal Equinox celebration! Let's tempt the forces of darkness and once again revel in their failure to consume us. Join your flesh to the vast root network that pumps and pulses with the heart of the night! The huge trees reach their nasty fingers up, up, up...But we battle below, drinking beer and wrestling hard!